Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
