is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Congratulations! We have a period
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