I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Alive.
So much puke
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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