He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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