I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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