YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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