I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I deserve this hangover.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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