feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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