Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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