When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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