I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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