sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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