? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
So many bounce houses so little time
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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