they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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