i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Boobs are out for the taking
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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