Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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