I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
We got so high we made milksteak
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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