whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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