Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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