Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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