Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Randomize
