I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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