Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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