can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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