Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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