5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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