Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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