i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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