So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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