If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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