How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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