whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
