is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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