just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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