So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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