i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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