Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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