Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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