Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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