It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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