Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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