His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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