The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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