Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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