somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Send help, water and tortillas.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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