Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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