Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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