dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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