problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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