I saw his package. It spoke to me.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
