people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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