On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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