Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
