I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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